10,000 salty Twitch viewers and author butthurt about an old cake joke - I think that’s about the most delicious thing there is.

I hear high horses are a thrill to ride.

Is anyone really missing out, though?

Why are we Americans so obsessed with bad butts?

It’s not a unique promotion. You can’t just buy the Diamond Platinum Edition of Cinderella whenever you gorram please. That vault has a purpose, you know!

Lol wut?

I love seafood, but I was thinking the same thing - if I saw a bunch of creepy crawlers pop out of my garbage can, I’d have a fit - pretty sure I’d have the same reaction if a bunch of shrimp scattered on the floor as I turned on the living room lights.

Why do robots have genders?!

If this plays like a cross between PS4 Spider-Man and Mass Effect, I’d buy it yesterday. 

How dare you? Tails is awesome!

See, I liked PS4 Spider-Man, but didn’t like the Arkham games. The satisfying way Spider-Man got around vs. Batman’s travel in darkness in Gritty City USA was no comparison for me.

I will gladly advertise BK for their delicious Impossible Whooper. Burger King - have it your way!

People don’t want them to get less work - they want them to “disappear.”

I admire everything you said and I wish I had the energy to argue against everyone in the cancel culture.

EVERY GAME is better when you turn off motion controls.

1) Super Mario World

I used up all my stickers in Sticker Star at the last boss. I just wrote it off as impossible to beat without a walkthrough.

There’s protesting in real life, now they’re protesting in their pretend life?

As a beginner guitarist, her skewed capo both scares and confuses me.

To be fair, I did play Ocarina of Time on the 3DS (as well as 4 Sword Adventure). Got pretty far into Ocarina, just didn’t quite finish.