I read spoilers for the game thinking I wasn't going to buy it anyway...

Since when did avocados get a bad rap that you're calling it unhealthy?

High school dropouts getting married? That's a laugh. They don't get married - they shack up and have kids in the double digits while collecting food stamps. Cuz 'merica!

Question 1 - Are you justifying an illegal behavior because "everyone's doing it"?
Question 2 - Are you in middle school?

They may be dicks at a glans, but they could actually be nice sometimes.

Yeah, the whole "I saw myself doing this to myself" is pretty crazy to think about...

That dilemma was one of the greatest video game feels I've ever had. I, too, selfishly tried to save my love...

Don't look at it as "spoiled canned corn," but "pre-heated canned corn"!

You beat me to it, you Scrafty devil...

They should make a Pokemon out of that...I want to say spider crab.

Did anyone actually read all of this?

Curious, may I ask if you mostly use it as an emulator? If not, what games are you playing on it?

That's what I think most people use it for, my only "worry" is shelling out for multiple controllers. I have a hard time buying controllers for actual consoles, let alone for this...

What does the Select Button do? TELL ME!!!

But then they could just put this box inside the more attractive decoy box...

With the birth of our child, we got billed by the doctor who was supposed to deliver the child (the doctor we didn't see until several hours after the birth) AND by the midwife who actually delivered.

Did you then proceed to tell that person you'd eat them if you could? Because you should've.

I eat lions on the daily. I gots to have my protein.

I have several methods!

Psh, the guy on the right is clearly Diedrich Bader in cosplay.