I’m sorry, I know many people like it, but the show is far too contrived for me. I used to like Top Gear, but then it got super-gimmicky.

On a completely unrelated note, what cars do GSG-9 drive? And what are they painted like?

I hereby promise that if I ever happen to discover a dinosaur, it will be named a Dildosaurus.

The car hunter might not “like” the style of modifications, but mark my words, he should restore it to that style. The 80s Poster Car style is going to be the next big thing in collecting, as all of the 80s kids like myself have kids out of the house and school, start to retire, and start to buy the toys we lusted…

As of God sharting in large bathrooms.

Dangerous to say “I would’ve done something” but man, I’d like to think if I saw that, I’d do something.

“Number one, we have got to take on Trump’s attacks against the environment, against women, against Latinos and blacks and people in the gay community, we’ve got to fight back every day on those issues. But equally important, or more important: We have got to focus on bread-and-butter issues that mean so much to…

“Yamaharambe” opportunity missed.

They aren’t easily confused for other peoples’ cars, usually. My cars:

Decent guess, but no, English was her first language. She was just a bit of an airhead. She was hilarious though, I ended up driving with her two more times, and each was an adventure - the second time a crazy bum tried to open my (locked) door, and the third time there was another student in the car who laughed like…

So fucking tired of this bullshit. Can we load all the racists onto a rocket and blast them into the Sun?

One from the Driver’s Ed teacher’s perspective: Once while driving with a student, as we approached a stale green light, I asked “Can you safely stop?” in an attempt to reinforce that she start checking her inside mirror prior to intersections more frequently. She just looked at me strangely.

Jesus why? Who is asking for this?

I know it sucks to be passed by a significantly slower car, especially one that’s spitting out copious amounts of soot, but I hardly think that’s reason enough to kill somebody.

My FIAT 500 is the same: Fast, Slow, Slight-delay (but not adjustable). Interestingly, if the wipers are on at all, and you put the car in reverse, the rear wiper starts wiping frantically at hyperspeed.

I’d rather have a 5th Gen Monte Carlo than a new Honda super-Civic, and you know why? Because it’s honest. It might not be exciting to look at, or even to drive, but it isn’t overly gussied up. It’s styling is more “Caprica Six” Cylon than Centurion (ok, maybe more realistically like a “D’Anna Three”). Anyhow, my…

Already been done:

Seriously though, the Lamborghini LM002 ended production in 1993. I bet you dollars-to-donuts that that’s what they’re on about.

Torch, I love your ideas - you’re one of the most creative thinkers I know of. Sadly though, this does address a symptom of the biggest problem EVs need to overcome: standardization. They need standardized chargers, plugs, and swappable battery packs. The same things that have made battery powered devices so easy to…