I found the white bootlicker!

For your daughter specifically, I’d like your #8 to be a list of Sade’s Greatest Hits.

Thank you!! I notice that the people telling you not to clean meat are the same ones who have some of the nastiest kitchens. How foolish would I look taking cooking advice from them?

But... But we don’t wash chicken in lukewarm water lol. It would be nice if you knew what the term meant before actually commenting on it.

Not today, Satan. Chicken will be washed. I will not take advice from people who let their pets roam the counters in the kitchen whilst they cook. Fuck I look like listening to people who serve cat hair encrusted, unseasoned chicken breast to their family.

Because he has a fucking important job and isn’t on the internet all goddamn day like we are.

For a minute I thought they were going to pull a Gift of the Magi and have them both quit their jobs as a surprise to the other one.

I found that while most people seem to agree that some of Love Actually’s storylines are better than others, there’s very little consensus on which are the good ones and which are the bad ones. (Well, except for the “comedic” runner about Kris Marshall’s Colin getting laid in America, which seems to be pretty…

He gets the biggest free pass.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

Even if you’re the type of white person who doesn’t skip the N-word when singing along to a rap song, why would you be the type of person who screams it gleefully at the top of your lungs while being recorded?

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

I reread the article after your post and I did not find any video game references. What references are you finding? Can you point them out for me?

Hey everybody, look at this fucking idiot right here.

People did show up to vote though, so enough with the tired should’ve-fought-harder mentality. She had the third highest turnout (number of votes cast) of any primary candidate ever. The first two highest turnouts are held by Obama.