Just an opportunity to show a semi-naked lady. That’s all, nothing more. And even coming out of the bag, her make-up is flawless. There, that’s the whole of the series.

Yeah, this is obviously written by someone who has no dependents to take care of and has some kind of fall back (parents, etc.) that will prevent him from being homeless if he does lose/quit his job. I could easily change it to:

This was one of the whitest, most privileged articles I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

“What’s scarier, being in debt or being in that building for another six months?”

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

Expresso.

Wait, size 9 is the biggest feet? Um [rotates shoes] I wear a size 01.

Even if you don’t think you care now, your thirties will be peppered with sober reflections on just how stupid you were in your twenties; with realizations that if you’d only realized how Things Actually Work, you could’ve really set yourself up better.

It’s totally cool, they never lead with that part. I didn’t know either. It’s being widely reported now.

Starred for Bristolsplaining.

Yes, THIS is what encourages racial strife. Not the race-baiting, identity politics perfected by her deranged mother and friends.

My parents fled Iran in the late 70s just before the revolution. As a Christian minority, it was already dangerously oppressive to live there. My dad said he realized when my sister was born that his daughters would not have the freedom, education and quality of life that he wanted for us. I am so happy and grateful…

Meanwhile, these criminals have yet to face charges:

So, the protocol in place for a suspected explosive is to stand around and look at it. Good to know.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

This makes ZERO sense. If they really thought it was a bomb, why didn’t they evacuate the school? That’s the only reaction appropriate for a real bomb threat. It sounds like they just wanted to teach the brown kid a lesson. I’m so glad so many people are reaching out to support him, because his school sure as hell…

You can have sex with your friends, is the thing.

If only there was a way to turn back time to stop this madness. It’s like no one realizes that words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

My favorite Effie Brown story: