have to spend money for a mansion.

hahaha. i was more making the point that there would have to be a ridiculous length to travel for water to take a few minutes to get from the water heater to the shower. (by the way, I hate it when people say, "hot water heater")

a few minutes? do you live in mansions?

that was added in later.

not coined. [en.wikipedia.org]

i know this is an old post, but i have no problems with this:

so let me get this straight. these performers are risking their lives on a daily basis, and they don't have a doctor on staff? even a monster truck rally has ambulances on site.

i think it should say "test batteries in smoke alarm" instead of "replace." mine last a lot longer than that, and i test them every time the kids aren't listening. it usually gets their attention.

Sounds like more crematoriums should open. Obviously there's demand.

Evil isn't exactly subjective, but my personal definition would be if it doesn't forcibly harm others—whether directly or indirectly—it can't be that bad. I added the "forcibly" so people wouldn't make the obvious argument that some of those illegal pharmacies probably mess up and give people the wrong stuff. no one…

it is illegal to sleep overnight in a public park. evil? no.

there is a huge difference between evil and illegal.

suction cups.

1000kg is roughly 2200 pounds.

in all fairness, if you've gotten to a point where you need to delete more than three friends at one time, blame yourself. it's two clicks instead of one.

what? go to friend's page, click on Friends, and choose unfriend. not very difficult.

it's like swallowing an entire cake in one bite.

chances are you have some cardboard lying around. cut a slit on opposite corners of a flat piece of cardboard, and slide the plug end through one, wrap the cord around the cardboard, and slide the other end into the other corner. this will pack far better than a coffee can.

how is it that money is free speech but sperm isn't?

One of many reasons I love Maine.