imagine a novel where a guy wakes up in the morning, kills everybody in the house, goes down the street, kills everybody on the way to work, kills everybody in the office, and then at the very end of the novel, there is a scene where he is given a medal and made some sort of hero and anointed in some way

Sub-muthafuckin-nautica. That and rocket league. New sub update lets us build moonpools and observation bubbles on our bases. Not even a finished game and its spectacular.

I’m not even mad about this comment, I’m just glad I have it to put on the other side of the seesaw from all the “omg you’re a shill for Monsanto” comments I always get.

Now I’m picturing a society that is backwards enough to have assigned marriage, but progressive enough to accept homosexuality.

I've always pictured Steam like this.

Nope.

Over the past four years we have sold over 10,000 Fuelsharks and monitored our returns and customer feedback vigorously. To date we have had 86 returns and I have personally spoken to dozens of customers that have told me that while initially using the product they tracked their mileage very carefully and saw…

The years are starting to show.

It probably went down something like this: