Actual screenshot from Fortnite:

And that someone is probably not her dad because he’ll be dead by the time she grows up.

And that’s probably the most pressing reason not to add anything else, two standard pedals are easy enough to adapt with mature ready made solutions, but once you have extra stuff to deal with accessibility is a concern. Same for people who need extenders.

I started recently, and I was buried in copies of the basic Vitality, shield and armor mods without even knowing how to grind for them. What I ended up needing to trade for were the power enhancements, all gold rarity.

Exactly, everything that’s canned has already been heated in the sealed can once.

Exactly this. At the end of the day EVE is a game, rules and systems that make a game more fun are good. The problem is that for a lot of EVE players the game is not ship-to-ship combat, the game is optimizing ROI and making numbers rise as fast as they can while spending as little time and energy actually playing the…

There was a whole thing I came up with about this for opening a sequel, wherein there’s a plot to hold Mayor Gordon and his extended family (including his son-in-law) hostage at a costume ball, but they make knowing eye contact with a guy in a very authentic acrobat outfit, who tells them to “stay close to the…

There is one place where it’s traditional to use four strokes instead of IV as four in roman numerals: clock faces. If it connects back to the Doomsday Clock in some way that could be really clever.

Man, the modern pentathlon is a trip. Swim, swordfight, do some show jumping on a horse, then do running and pistol shooting at the same time? Where’s the swimming in that costume, just the shirtlessness? They could have stuck some board shorts on the horse part.

“This one actual flesh-and-blood mortal human being with a face and name and everything is the worst of an entire class of people that are all ripping you off to one degree or another” vs. “an abstract class of people are collectively ripping you off but I won’t bother to name any names”.

Multiplayer game storytelling in general is a mess. In Warframe, it makes the ground shaking reveals and twists in the story seem phony and flat when you know literally every other player has the same NPCs playing out the same fake surprise for them whenever they get around to playing those quests. But the alternative…

The setup for Wakanda is that the five tribes are different from each other but live together in harmony and share the land as equals (even if the Jabari don’t want to play the game they do basically live in uneasy peace in their isolation, and they do get their right to challenge respected). I don’t know who or what…

If the “food” comes in a box or bag, it’s bad for you. Period.

Baby carrots and spinach and stuff come in bags.

Which of them is the Rippoff?

So depending on how you’ve been holding the controller, there’s been a thermal camera pointed at your lap for half a year you didn’t really think about.

So who buys Bolts?

To me, putting out plain hummus without some kind of flavoring add-on like garlic or olives or peppers is like putting out plain sour cream as a dip. It’s a dip BASE, it needs support either mixed in or attached to the dipping side. I mean, plain sour cream would be a perfectly fine dip, if what you put out to dip in…

I like this wave of farm life kind of games, but I’d like to see one try to approach the whimsical and magical side of farming sims but still have tractors in it. Farmer’s Dynasty took a hardcore realistic vehicle sim and added socializing, mending buildings and getting married, but I’d like to see the exact opposite…

Do they know the way... to make jokes that aren’t about how people different from themselves talk funny?