Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that there’s a wind chill of 27 degrees, and it’s a rescheduled afternoon game on a Tuesday.

Alright, considering that the film is now out for streaming/DVD/etc., I think you can chill with the spoiler warnings.

I really enjoyed Vietnam (around 4 minutes in). “Come on asshole, stop farting around and unlock the damn door.”

This is in no way an endorsement of his “music,” but I’m calling bullshit on you not recognizing who Justin Bieber is.

You must be new around the Gawker network.

Damn, that would be fun. Though I’m surprised that EA hasn’t sued them for trademark infringement for that name/logo design.

Jesus, I’m glad someone else mentioned that. There comes a time when you just have to accept the encroaching baldness gracefully.

Counterpoint: Cardinals fans are a bunch of arrogant, humorless weenies, and it’s fun to make fun of them and their team.

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Hey, here’s a solution for you! I know it’s going to sound crazy, but bear with me: Don’t fucking watch it then.

And you know if that happened, Deadspin would write numerous insufferable thinkpieces about how anyone who disapproves of it is an old, out-of-touch loser.

I seriously don’t get the need for people for dislike baseball to constantly complain about it. As you said, plenty of people, myself included, find basketball to be just about the most boring sport on earth, but I don’t see constant arguments about how much it sucks. Sometimes I think my generation needs a swift kick…

Eh, I think Stanton is going to be coming back full of piss and vinegar after being sidelined by injury last year. That combined with having Barry Bonds coaching him seems like a recipe for a monster season. I’d also bet on Goose winning that fight...never underestimate Old Man Strength.

I mean, I could do this. I could also just go to Tsujita and get some of the best ramen this side of the Pacific. Man, living in L.A. has spoiled me when it comes to this stuff.

I had a roommate in college who won some competition where the prize was a massive box of several hundred ramen bricks. Dude pretty much lived on that twice a day for an entire year. I’m amazed to this day that his blood pressure didn’t go through the roof.

Amen. Apparently some people never grow out of the 7th grade “Wow, if I cuss with every other word I’ll sound so cool!” mindset.

Oh please, just stop. Having children does not make you automatically morally superior to everyone else who chooses not to. News flash: your children are likely highly annoying to the general public.

Breitling has actually made “Bentley” edition watches for some time now, so I’m guessing it was a pretty natural choice here. Personally, I think they’re pretty ugly, and the one installed in the above picture is no exception. (I’m fairy partial to Vacheron Constantin and Breguet when it comes to absurdly expensive…

I think you replied to the wrong person there, boss. Neither I, nor the person whom I was replying to wrote the above article.

No problem. That’s actually one of the legal questions that I most commonly get from friends, and people are pretty consistently surprised by the answer. Though the flip side of the coin is that one can quit for any reason as well in such an employment relationship.