@CerebralMagpie: Dominionists.

@amenfro: I have it on good authority that she purposely aims for squirrels and plays that 'string taped to a dollar bill so you can pull it away' trick on hungry children.

Oh I see, Dowd wrote about that clueless d00d Marcus Buckingham who's going to tell all us women how to be happier on HuffPo. He lists off all the wonderful things feminism has brought us, while completely ignoring the things that feminsim wanted but didn't get. Did anyone read his column the other day? Gawker had a…

@¡Vampiro atropellado!: If it's the first time this has happened, I'd let it slide. Maybe they were meeting up with some other folks who you aren't friends with (for example maybe your ex's friend or something) and they didn't have the guts to come out and say what's up... sucks I know, but still, I'd say let it…

@Fatwetdog: Yes they do. Professionals do. I knew a gal who would hold the still rolled up fresh condom in her mouth (unlubed condom, no spermicide - that shit tastes nasty), with the little resevoir tip pointing in, tilt her head back and put a couple drops of lubricant inside the condom tip, and then put the condom…

We live in a world where it's ok for a TV network to exploit little girls who are caked with make-up and taught to shake their asses on a stage for judges but it's criminal for parents to photograph their own children in the tub.

@G Gordon Liddy: Who masturbates TO a disembodied orange glitter penis? Squirters? o.O

I can't be the only person here who remembers the movie "Wit" - it'll make you think about how a person should be allowed to die....

@hilikusopus: you said "there's something really counterintuitive about the quality of the average American's health when you consider his or her near-obsession with body image and health today. "

Shades of Sodini in those d00d quotes up there.

oooooo. Look at all the pretty! My girly-ness is being reinvigoraged just looking at it.

Number 9 and Number 3 are at odds with each other, no?

Terrifying.

OT, But that's Lucy, and I Love Lucy, and here's a fascinating interview with her from 1938 titled "Secrets of an Ugly Duckling"

We did this in jail on Halloween. Was Fun. Wish I'd had pink TP though.

I'm a total addict, have been for years.

I can't ever get past the batter stage. Batter is yum.

@la.donna.pietra: I guess you're right; I forgave Laura Bush for that death she caused.

@Chamalla, now gainfully employed: Weee! My boyfriend is a professional mediator, I get to fuck true peace thrice weekly!

@Casquivana: hehe I had a party once and put a sign out front that said "No Pants!", people just ignored it though - bunch of rulebreakers.