Can't Resist

@winner: Failure to thrive:

I swear, everywhere I turn lately it's breast milk this breast milk that.... Letters to advice columns I read about gals whippin' out their boobies, on the consumerist a post about gals whippin' em out at Babies-R-Us, and I can blame myself for my parody of palin breast-feeding research thing I did... In all my recent…

I did live in that green room, it wasn't as much fun as you imagine.

Total Yuck. Things like the retch-inducing stuff you listed are what drove me over the edge into charging money. I only wished I'd gone over that edge earlier. A man interested in NSA sex is no problem whatsoever, if he's got enough cash to cut that fucking string.

"Growth" is gross, but a "growth spurt" is even worse.

Giggle.... loved this episode... Me and my hunny-buns bond over JJ almost everyday, he missed this one, I told him was great, the whole lot of them had serious interrupting problems, and she just started kicking folks out...

I had no idea it was acceptable practice to send your own rewrites to original authors! I have a shitload of really old stuff to send to Judy Blume.

Yeah, just in case I wasn't clear.... why do so many seem concerned about immigrants being required to get vaccinated when OUR OWN STATES are requiring 11 and 12 year old girls to get vaccinated. And no 11 or 12 year old girls were ever tested in any way...

This fucking Gardasil shit is scary. I do not trust the pharmaceutical industry. DO NOT TRUST. I do not trust the FDA. How many times do we have to see something fucked up? How many times do we have to read about some drug being pulled off the market because they haven't tested it thoroughly enough. Or christ, how…

Hmm, this should be cross-posted on the consumerist...

@olivia2.0: Hmph. Diet Coke addict here, and the only problem - however it is a fatal problem - with the Diet Coke can is that it appears to be copper colored - which everyone knows means it's caffeine-free. Caffeine-free Diet Coke on Christmas??!! Now that is sad.

Can we get some coverage of the "Value Voters Summit"? It has such illustrious speakers and Stephen Baldwin, Lou Dobbs, Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity Sept 12-14

Oh my god! Run, little girl, run, before Oprah snaps your neck!

Judge Judy was on Larry King a year or so ago, and she kicked ass.... a couple topics I remember was the Anna Nicole Smith stuff, her sons death... she was saying something like people don't just start dropping dead like that all of a sudden...

I learned that I couldn't have children when I was 13. It never bothered me, though sometimes I would wonder if the doctors were absolutely right in their diagnosis, whenever my period would be late, I'd think uh-oh, those doctors were wrong, now I'm knocked up, I'm fucked. Just as quickly, almost simultaneously, I'd…

She is a Mother. Not just any mother, but a mother with an infant who breastfeeds. A more basic definition of nurturing does not exist. Sarah Palin understands the unbreakable bond that grows between mother and child during the act of breastfeeding. Healthier than formula, and more wholesome, truly in a nutritional…

Everytime I read that "Woman Alive" the song from Tom goes to the Mayor starts running through my head. "Jefferton Alive!"

@Agent1BDI: Yeah, the whole document is a perfect example of that "wanna have it both ways" attitude...

@alphafemale: - And since I've been up all night reading it and tearing it apart, I must go cry myself to sleep.