Personally, I prefer my hookers to be miserable.

For that matter, where does one even find such a great picture of a branding iron? ... and with the letter R too...

Where does one find a branding iron in New York City these days?

@BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: And when they would hug each other and nuzzle on each other's necks for comfort... squeeee! They really should have put a "May cause diabetes due to excessive sweetness" warning on it.

There was a documentary several years ago about 2 orphaned polar bears named Klondike and Snow who were raised at the Denver Zoo until they had to be transferred to a larger facility.

Moe, you are starting to worry me. Whatever drugs you are doing, please, for the sake of your health, send them to me.

Ok girls, listen up.... the way to use this is to just stick it in your panties right up next to your clit and go about your business. You're extra lucky if you work in an office and get to sit in a chair all day. Makes the workday fly by. Don't even get your fingers involved. Personally, I think I'm going to buy…

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"Because one can never get one's fill of first-person newspaper Sunday magazine stories written by the unemployed in which nothing much happens, I read a cover story in the Washington Post Magazine called "Terminated," wherein a man named T.M. Shine - and, you will be shocked to learn, he blogs! - gets laid off from…

I met my current fella online, on that there Yahoo Messenger.

"It does get very seductive as it is nice to open up an email and someone to say you are beautiful and they want to meet you," she explains.

This is my new favorite movie. More please? :D

Today there is a video on the Onion, a parody of course, titled 'Diet Book Author Advocates New "No Food Diet"'. I watched it earlier and like most onion stuff, it was just a tad bit too true to life. And now I see the clip above and -voila- my day has come full circle.

@Political Party Girl: cool vid, especially from 4:30 on...

I was reading this morning that

I hope the authorities from whatever state this guy lives in get to investigate him... I'm betting a million bucks that he's got some at the least sexually suggestive photos or video of his daughter from before she was 18. I mean, as long as any pics aren't already published in Vanity Fair he could be brought up on…

Jesus Effing Christ, run-on sentences make my brain go ouch.

@hortense: "I'm calling bullshit on everyone involved."

That's great how on the one hand they say that pretty much no matter what you say, a man will convince himself that you are saying yes - and at the same time it is clearly the females fault because she gives... what did it say...."indirect messages"

Russell totally looks like my dealer.