I thought he was born of the hatred filling the grease pits in a McDonald’s.

I know, right? I knew hardcore flaming liberal Democrats in late 2001/early 2002 who were all “Well, we’ve got to give him the benefit of the doubt, 9/11 changed everything, etc.” and I wanted to slap them. Nothing he had actually done had given us any reason to think he was doing a good job; he just had the “luck”…

I’m a proud member of the 20% of people who thought Bush II was an idiot in late 2001.

I stopped watching after Shane drank booze in the shower at the CDC because sad.

If you think a human being committing suicide isn’t a tragedy because she’s a porn star you are a wretched person.

Look! A Christian!!!

Why? Anyone of us might disagree with her choices, but she was still a person.

I much prefer honesty to blind positivity. They’re just opinions. Maybe you’ll have different ones. The opinions don’t actually matter, what matters is if they’re well articulated. Just because The A.V. Club doesn’t like these movies doesn’t mean you have to dislike them. This has repeatedly shown to be a hard concept…

Way to use a Hasty Generalization Fallacy to say that people shouldn’t have opinions that disagree with your own. Honestly I just find your nonsensical hot takes to be hilarious at this point.

I was a teen when texting was new. I remember being a passenger in my best friend’s car when he pulled out his cell to answer a text while on the interstate, looking down, moving thumbs, thighs on the wheel, and I said “what the fuck, dude, just drive the fucking car!”

You “encourage me to read the article,” yet don’t realize that the quote I pasted is *from* the article, so therefore I’ve obviously already read it...

Why must people bitch and moan about every Trump article? Don’t read it. There’s plenty of other content on here to read.

Of course you don’t remember, you don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a bigot. But I understand, it sucks having to be accountable for your words.

Wow it’s almost like comedy can be offensive. And you hate trans people.

Weak troll. Doesn’t even mention Hillary.

Bladder size is inversely proportional to the amount of complaining. Young kids complain, then old people people complain. My point is: this is some good-ass weed I’m smoked.

Virtually any woman who has gone through puberty will tell you you’re full of shit. Older perverted men creeping on the underage is not a gay thing - it’s abusive behavior that spans all orientations.

“LGBT persons calling him out of this are being a bit disingenuous. ”

FUCK
OFF

Hush and finish your frozen yogurt before it melts.

Technically Americans - a new subjugated class of citizens we choose to care less about because most of them look different and speak a different language. See also: Brown People.