in exactly what orifice(s) does one store 25' worth of cheat sheet?

Well, other than the maps that was a hulk-sized dose of not worth waiting for...

spoken like a true apple fanboy. Good job. Now sent Steve all your money...

The premise of this blog is fundamentally wrong.,

Where's the video support those who have become extraordinarily and rightfully reactive to (and tired of) having well-funded politically correct agenda articles, videos and other shoved down our throats.

Damn, the best thing posted on-line anywhere in months...

Waaaaahhhhh!!!!

OMG there isn't a single interesting thing in this article at all.

It's clear that those ass wipes at the USPTO are too stupid to even be allowed to breed.

Seems to me that if you're moronic enough to get a tattoo like this, you should at least get one that's not so obviously time-bombed as a product or service. The only tat above remotely close to having any longevity might be the QR code (which are a bit of a fad as well).

Don't tell me what to do, dammit.

Could have been worse. Could have been a double rainbow table.

Or maybe people that a chronically and pathologically connected should just die the slow death they brought on themselves.

Great, another piece of Apple crapware I'll ignore.

Of course China's stealing these secrets.

Hey, everyone knows anonymous is more or less a bunch of cowardly, bullying script kiddies - just like most alleged "hackers" other than those that participate in competitions and such. They're the only real hackers around. The rest are just wannabes.

No. Say it ain't so. We all know that Apple never makes a mistake.

This is clearly a fraud.

You'd be surprised how many congressmen you can buy with a few million here and there.

Uh, sorry dudes - but anodized aluminum is much older than Apple...