I'm guessing 99 second because it only seems that there's 99 seconds worth of content in today's announcement from Apple.

I wonder if they make these for cell phones.

So clearly this moron doesn't think the guy who attempted to blow up explosives in his underwear was trying to blow anything up and was simply incapable of creating a working explosive device.

That's nothing.

Let's see, so why would Israel maybe want us to believe that Iran has missiles able to hit the US. They wouldn't, maybe, want us to participate in a pre-emptive strike on Iran would they. Naw...

I personally prefer the little eraser pointer thing on the thinkpads.

Well I have been looking at my toaster longingly lately....

Excuse me for stating this but does anyone believe that the Jobber with his well known semi-tyranical manner of operating Apple really objected to this info grab. If he really care (in fact if he wasn't in favor of this) it wouldn't exist.

Maybe the reality is that since Apple fanboys are no longer getting Jobbed they are finally able to recognize Apple for what it is...

As with planking - this is just some more moronic behavior.

Just shows you there's a little kid inside us all.

Well maybe it's too F-ing slow because we don't have tiered service for different prices because that "threatened the freedom" of the internet and because everyone's downloading pirated games, music and videos because no one wanted to control that either.

is SUX taken? Maybe QQ or TT...

These are the best ever. I want one. They gotta do dogs and critters next. Maybe giant flying squirrels..

I think the title should be that the AF needs a "bigger, firming penetrator..."

This is pretty awesome and being an independent I wouldn't have any baggage getting one.

Moving to Googlemodo?

Maybe theyr'e one of the few not being paid by Google.

Do you also love how they track everything you're doing in your life and sell that information to others (ala Facebook, etc.)?

Google FANBOYS certainly see the world through FANBOY colored glasses. I guess Google is too "perfect" to be subject to any criticism of their power hungry grab on everything on the planet including everyone's personal information which they sell of.