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It’s Friday, get your YouTube on!

“If you want to do a burnout, you’re going to need some tires.” - John Madden if he were on commentary.

This really just reminds me of those videos with people playing beer pong and making all these crazy shots... except this version is way cooler and involves cars and tires. I wonder how many rotors, lugnuts, and wheels one would go through to make some truly epic videos.

Sad Friday Lunch article is Sad...

Yo! Put the good maxima up there! Where is the 86 model with the box edges instead of the curves?! Make 86 Maxima’s again, I’ll buy them all!

What a peasant. Everyone knows that when you buy a yacht you have to build in the official’s bribe money into the cost... Ugh, poor people who can’t find places to put their toys... This would be a problem if he just bought the city... pathetic.

This is the strangest article... I thought all those people in Jersey were just showing me their I’m #1 hand signs. I even responded with a few no I’m #1 hand signs as well. I thought we were all having a good time...

By god Kyle come out of the grays with that wonderful information. Also, I wonder what the cost is... I’ll do some research.

After seeing the piece of paper image with glasses of her... yes, yes she is.

I like where your head’s at. I wonder if it’s at all possible to purchase one in Japan and then wait to have it imported here. I’m thinking some sort of friend or person who can live the car or put it in storage.

Ok, so I may need to drive one. I just don’t see it being that fun. Nothing wrong with weird vacations, I’m pro that. Eh, I don’t know if thrashing is the right word for hooning a Kia Soul. That’s like saying those guys in the Barbie Jeeps thrashed them on Willow Springs when in reality they are just falling down a…

I hear what you’re saying, I really do... but my mind just keeps blaring “It’s a Trap!” Yes, pun intended.

I don’t know what it is about the 350Z... I see them and just get this instant hate in my eyes, same with Kia Souls...

That was an amazingly striking first image on this article.

I mean it’s a ZR1. You are not going to not want one? AMIRITE?!

That movie single handedly brought back the entire franchise. It was dead until Tokyo Drift made Fast and Furious fun again. I said it. 2 certainly didn’t do it any favors...

That poor marketing department....

So when is the “Hey guys I just bought an EVO” article coming out from Kristen? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on the articles, I love them, but just buy the damn thing and don’t look back.

Insert obligatory inspirational quotes like “Never Give Up...” or “Don’t Stop Believing...”