Costco in and around Chicago carries St. Elmo’s sauce.

Amateur.

St. Elmos makes a cocktail sauce, but you can only find in local in Indianapolis groceries, or overpriced on Amazon. Its the steak place featured in the bachelor episode of Parks and rec, and one of Indy’s best steakhouses, but I swear they use wasabi instead of horseradish, at the restaurant, no clue what they use in…

I hear that capitalism also makes the sun come up every morning and is the reason for every puppy’s smile.

Cosa Nostra Pizza will have your kidnappers sleeping with the anchovies in 30 minutes or less, or your pizza is 2% off.

Next they are going to report that due to the fall of net neutrality planes are now throttling streaming sites during flights. 

how to get white people to stop being assholes and calling the cops on folks of color doing basically anything in a public space?

Sounds about right.

A year-and-a-half is indeed a long time. And yet it’s only half as long as 36 months. That’s gotta be a typo, right?

Wrong. Binging With Babish is perfection.

I think we should pass laws by ballot measures require our representatives hold town meetings/hall/whatever so many times a year and within so many days. Stop letting them hide from their constituents.

Just get that actor in there, I would totally pay money for that.

I think we all know that he’s going to use his fake leg to beat every single one of the terrorists to death, like a real hero! Probably whilst saying things like “I’m no veterinarian, but looks like you’ve got a serious case of FOOT AND MOUTH!” and “You can’t help putting your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH CAN YOU?!” and I can’t…

“What this means is that ICE agents can use the database in one of two days”

no dutch ovens? Okay, but you’d think she would have been able to snag some of those calphalon pots that everyone seemed to have. Still it was a great job by her.

The Rathskeller is an amazing restaurant. Tons of German beer, and the hottest/best mustard I’ve ever had.

Mass Ave is full of unique and weird shops and more good food. Mimi Blue Meatballs in particular is a winner.

I’m really thinking that photo accompanying this story needs to be replaced because it absolutely looks like one can see up that ladies skirt.

The issue isn’t that spending money is bad, the issue is “what do we get for that money?” Spending on healthcare, education, and infrastructure has proven, demonstrable benefits and a healthy return on investments. Spending on “let’s give rich folks some money and hope they’ll be nicer to us” has never worked out…

The best cutting board is end grain maple, full stop. Yes it’s expensive but the question was “what’s the best cutting board” not “what’s a suitable cheap cutting board that you can maybe get 2-3 years out of before it’s covered in splinters and deeply embedded mold spores”

The best cutting board is end grain maple, full stop. Yes it’s expensive but the question was “what’s the best…

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.