Mark Hamill Joker needs to be much, much higher on this list.

I hear the name Tatis, and it brings me back to this lovely moment in baseball:

Leave Imos alone! LEAVE IT ALONE!

A dad here - my son is four, and while some of his development is typical, he is delayed in a few aspects (he also has epilepsy, albeit super controlled via medication).

Ssquirtle and Charmander are definitely cuter then derpy looking Bulbasaur. Fight me.

Thanks for reminding me about Hobo with a Shotgun. I'd blocked out my viewing of it. :p

Anyone that says Squirtle does not belong in the top 3 can go eat a box of Brock's jelly doughnuts.

Since there are no taunts, and I prefer not to teabag, I’ve found crouching with Dedede to be super disrespectful. Reclined like a cheekily grinning layabout, Dedede shows that I can take a nap in the middle of a bout, because y'all make it too easy.

Seems cute enough to take my son to.

This exchange can be translated into so many situations. Douglass Adams is sorely missed.

Clarence Thomas is a real Milford Man.

I mean, the toilet paper is doing the only job it knows.

I went to a small, private university, and while drinking was a relatively lowkey activity, my experience was probably unusual. I don’t think I had my first drink until three years after leaving university. People were often curious as to why, and I just wasn’t particularly interested. I didn’t party in highschool,…

Immediately thought of this:

Cruelty at its finest.

In the Direct, the King Dedede troll had me in stitches.

Calling it a bar is generous. It's a fucking fancy Applebees.

Splatoon was literally a new IP on the Wii U in 2015. Should Nintendo be pushing out new IPs every year in your opinion?