I was a male teen during the height of the purity movement, and the “adults” that were trying to push this agenda kind of fucked up a lot of kids’ views on sex and marriage. I was told by vatious pastors, “not to date anyone that you wouldn’t marry.” I was taught that females were responsible for preserving my…

But...Splatling is best gun? Destroy all dissenters.

Pst. I think he was talking about the animated film ‘The Clone Wars.’

No no, that’s a femur.

This is exactly what I thought of.

Eh, when my daughter passed, one of my wife’s old schoolmates started a GoFundMe to lend some financial assistance (we were already sacked with medical bills).

I see a Nazi punched, and I continue the trend.

That’s. A. Pegasus.

Check the Amazon owned Comixology for even better (probably) deals on digital comics.

Check the Amazon owned Comixology for even better (probably) deals on digital comics.

My mother-in-law DVRs Hannity, and it makes me want to kill myself.

Honestly, this speaks to the stupidity of children more than anything.

Youtube channel was itsjustsomerandomguy.

My favorite:

Jesus. I lost my daughter at 19 months, and this post kills me. It’s never fair to lose a child.

Shhhh! That pitch is supposed to be a SECRET! *winkwink*

And the sequel:

This list is devoid of enjoyable sustenance. Now, ignore me while I eat like a twelve year old.

A better mashup:

Little Caesar’s is the White Castle of pizza.

As a Royals fan, Bumgarner had our number in 2014. When they brought him in for the 5th, my heart sank. I knew the game was done at that point.