Goddammit, Fahey. I just stopped playing DC Legends. I don’t need another mobile game to play.

I loved Wario Land: Shake It!

So do you give J. Walter Weatherman a call before parenting your kids, brah? I am trying to get some tips, because I have kids and don’t even parent. No time for that.

Did you intend to sound like a condescending dick? Cuz you sound like a condescending dick.

This was one of the little gems on the Wii. Play it for the soundtrack alone.

So does Churchill go Super Saiyan? Does Hitler need to find the dragonballs for nefarious reasons? I need these answers!

You forgot the lovely Mark Hammil! 😤

IMMA IVNAKA, AND IMMA GONNA WIN!

“...fitty men.”

I did not realize people were still using Limewire in 2008. I think I’d already moved on to torrenting because I considered Limewire a cesspool.

I’d buy that, and I would only regret ot a little bit.

This hurts me. It’s like The Ring before the girl became a VHS ghost.

The Royals salute Daniel Murphy for his wonderful 2015.

5k eggs are the absolute worst.

Perhaps screaming eels...

Marlowe and (RIP) Baxter

You’re going to have to rebuild the brain cluster if you need better performance and load-balancing.

I have no words for this. I try to ignore this fuckfest for a microsecond, just to breathe, and these fuckers find a way to exploit the fire that they started.

Zukka, i am disappointed. You chose to make your stand with nasty-ass bud light? You need to treat yourself right and drink better beer.

I am so glad that the ACA was a benefit to your family. Unfortunately, politics tend to look at our situations and see expenses, rather than people.