And I’m sure that all three men who were speaking are gorgeously handsome and in the running for People’s Sexiest Man Alive cover.

I always blamed Guinness for mine

Why do women even bother getting breast implants, when all you have to do is eat fish and chips?

This is just another example of unrealistic beauty standards for women. When will us lowly one million D women be deemed worthy of love.

“That’s how they’re grown over there”

This from the guy who first asked if she was hot. Still, I was mildly impressed.

Also, to expand on your theme, they evidently think that the way biology works is that fish and chips grow bewbs and that all British women have HUGE KNOCKERS. Which, wut?

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated…

And people are supposed to feel like they can approach police officers in their most vulnerable state and expect an advocate, or at the very least someone who will treat them with dignity. But no, we get this and then the cascade of excuses about how they were just “being guys” or “misunderstood"

Even if they were in a private setting, it’s no excuse for being a horrible human being. They talked about her like she was an eggplant or something. “It’s how they’re grown over there.” Take a scrub brush to your brains, sir.

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off.

Ten seconds of totally normal baby talk with a dog.

“Yeah, man, why do you have to be so hard on her? She has huge fucking tits, and that should be enough!”

Oh I’m sorry you don’t think objectifying a reporter and leaving it on her voicemail is fucking disgusting? And inappropriate? AND NOT HOW YOU SHOULD ACT AT WORK? While you’re being PAID? Again, if I did this, I’d be fired. Because it’s highly unprofessional and creates a hostile workplace.

OH MY GOD. So do you mean to say that because I’m a Brit with big boobs who loves fish and chips ... I have big boobs because of the fish and chips?

I was held in a police station once as a potential witness (there was a stabbing near a bar I had the bad luck of walking out of at the exact wrong moment) and when I informed the cop that it was 3am, I was not under arrest and I wanted to go home, he leered at me, and said in a creepy way “Maybe I need to handcuff…

That was followed by ten seconds or so of highly embarrassing baby talk with a dog in the office

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off

At least they didn't kill anyone? I don't know, that's all I got.

Unidentified 2: I don’t know why you have to be so hard on her.