My driver's license lists my weight at about 50 lbs off what it actually is. If I can lie like a very fat dog on my driver's license and the cops would still know who I am, why can't this kid show a little sparkle? Ridic.

Every single member of the armed forces made a decision to go into a recruitment office and sign a piece of paper that says he or she is ok with all of this. I have no sympathy for that decision.

i feel like khloe is hilarious enough to start a media company called khlomedia.

Joining the military is voluntary, so yes, he did understand that he would deploy. If not when he signed up, when he reenlisted. Like I said below, my husband joined during peacetime, but reenlisted during war time, he knew good and well what he reenlisted for. Every soldier understands what their job expectations…

This is such a paternalistic argument. For one thing, he had a choice. To join the military. There are tons of people who are poor and have no real hope of going to college, and still don't join the military because it's not the right thing to do.

I agree with you. But you what sucks the most? That the only reason this story got any publicity was exactly because "he's in the military, serving for our country". Oh, the tragedy of doing the job you signed up for.

Selling stollen goods is illegal regardless of whether it's stolen from a soldier or a heroin addict; the occupation of the victim has no legal bearing (and I would argue little moral bearing either). If the family refuses to return the dog I don't think they will have any legal legs to stand on. The owner did not…

They really should start a new company called KhlyMedia.

So I totally agree with your assessment of the military at large, but judging individuals in the military is a fucked up thing to do. People join for lots of reasons, most of them being a lack of other options. Why do you think the poorest neighborhoods have the most recruitment offices? For a huge number of people…

Patriotism shouldn't overshadow logic, yet it constantly seems to do so.

While I don't agree with comolaflor, you are completely mistaking their point. They are not condoning the sale of this man's dog.

Isn't it only a service for the nation if it has a positive effect on the nation?

Agree. "Serve"? GTFO with that shit. "Man overseas killing people for American corporations". Fuck him, he shouldn't have a dog.

I wasn't going to comment, but I agree with comolaflor. The military aspect doesn't relate to why the dog should be returned. Also, if we're being really honest here, I don't see how he's doing something for our country (I assume you mean something good).

I agree that they should return the dog to the guy, but cut it out with the HE'S OVERSEAS! IN THE MILITARY! SERVING FOR OUR COUNTRY!

Ugh, even her autotuned voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Can this woman please go away? Please?

You must be my husband. Shouldn't you be at work right now?

As an engineer, I have an inherent aversion to deliberately making things less efficient in the name of aesthetics.

I think it's pretty safe to say we can blame everything on men.

Seems like someone is still in the anger phase of their coping with HSV-2