The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

Not in Europe 😊

“within 3 years”

I mean we can talk about unreliability all we want, but this one managed to hold together long enough to put 140K miles under its wheels.

You’ll probably have to spend money to keep it on the road, but a running off roader for $2900 is NP all day long. 

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

It’s a rare talent that can turn writing into a contact sport.

Very cool idea. But next time use a goddamned tripod.  

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

“Get a Land Rover”

The quality of that video was bonkers good. Love watching high quality rebuilds.

I understand this was a situation where it was easy to get carried away, but you’ve got to realize during those times that you only need about half as much mayo in your beer

Is that Darth Maul on the gauge cluster?

Long-time Tampa Bay person here. I think I’ve made some of the arguments you’ve made in previous “What the Hell Rays” articles on Deadspin, and I just wanted to comment on this one:

You want Florida to get...more drunk!?

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

I’ve driven several. I know they’re nice cars. But I liked them smaller, I liked them when they were less about brand snobbery and more about just being quality, robust products.

Too big, too expensive, too geared toward fat old men who can’t drive the things. Porsche lost me after the 997. VW cashing in on the badge instead of keeping the brilliance of the brand alive.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

This is very obviously the work of someone who had to meet a deadline.

I made this...I don’t know where I thought this was going, but I wanted to share...