Its 2018 and we’re still doing this shit??

window blankets are good too

Bros before backhoes.

Airlines are remarkably inept with technology. Remember how long they used those plastic headphone/earbud contraptions that looked like stethoscopes that ran on a network of air tubes? Or the next generation that were finally electric but plugged into a double plug outlet that didn’t work with your own headphones? Not…

Have cell phones made it to South Carolina yet?

Oh, what fun!

“pussbopyurpyup”

This would be the best thing ever if every media outlet that doesn’t want to call them the Redskins started calling them the RedHawks instead.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Except it is.. it is entirely fucking free you idiot.

What the hell is that? I want it.

4wd for snowy mountain passes and lots of space in the back for presents and stuff. Treated with fluid film to keep the rust in check.
Red color for extra HP in the mountains.

This is not a new thought, but for a guy that never drinks, he sounds way too much like I did trying to make sense at 7am after a night of drugging my balls off.
The clogged nasal breathing, the dry mouth, the not-having-a-fucking-clue. All of it.

I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

I must have been way too distracted by the first Gulf War, C+C Music Factory, the debacle of the Buffalo Bills, and cramming to finish senior year in high school to pay attention to the Detroit Auto Show in that frigid January. It does look like a 1991 concept. I see some of the same design elements as the Dodge Neon…

This is why I climb in a gym. I’ve already done enough stupid shit to my body throughout the years. Glad he’s ok though.

Make fun of him all you want, but I defy anyone reading this to find a single goddamn crumb on that mat.

Sliding into your DMs like ...

$2M worth of publicity for $20,000? I’d take that deal every time.

New York blows and the only people trying to tell us otherwise are the poor saps who have convinced themselves that the fact that they live there makes them better than everyone. Your trains suck, your people suck, your attitudes suck, and your pizza sucks!