You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

My go-to rebound scream was always “WHY AM I IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP?!”

Because it was a mid-90's Chrysler product.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

I found a local Jeep Comanche on CL this morning, too

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

Jerry Cans in the perfect place to be ripped off by some low hanging branch in the jungle. Do they even have a winch?

It’s pretty obvious their communications were deficient if they were lost for five months. If they had an EPIRB, which they definitely should have, it would have been more like five hours.

This story only emphasizes the importance of communications. They clearly had only a short range VHF radio, and not the longer range HF. They seem not to have had an emergency beacon, standard equipment on ocean-going boats. Also, they had only one phone; I’m assuming it was a satellite phone. If they had an HF set, a…

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

The thing is, for a very long time, the M3 was BMW’s halo car. For many, it still is. A halo car doesn’t have to be an ultra-expensive exotic supercar to be a halo car. It just has to be the most desirable car in the automaker’s range that exemplifies what the brand is best at, and for BMW, that’s the M3/M4.

Hell...little Gorilla Glue and some metal shavings and he’s good to go :)

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.

The worst part is that we could largely come up with this list off the top of our head. This is just the highlights. We’ve forgotten or neglected all the low-flying festering intolerance and elitism and dumbfuckery, that all gets displaced by the next scandal du jour.

Very, very well said. However, sadly, you still forgot a couple of items

The Andes make the Alps look like small little foot hills first of all.

Less eyeballs plus less traffic. I’d also wager its cheaper to lease public roads there for hot lapping then anywhere in Europe.

Campaigned for President of the United States on one specific campaign promise: building a literal wall to keep brown people out of the country.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

I like how every press photo they have the truck in the normal/lowered position on the air suspension. Nothing makes me think of off road capability more then no fenderwell gap or ground clearance.