Man... fuck flying. The conspiracy nut in me is convinced THEY’re trying to make it as absolutely inconvenient as possible so that people stop moving around so much, but I don’t care. They win. I’d rather drive for eight hours than deal with all the bullshit involved with flying. And that’s as someone with pretty much…

“Our environmental study shows that there is an unacceptable level of money in the environment of our customer’s pockets.”

I discovered a working copy of Winamp recently when going through some old computer stuff! I played that clip and was instantly transported to those halcyon days of the late 90s, when the Internet was fresh and new and anything seemed possible.

The most delicious militia in America.

Wait, Dasani is more expensive than Smart water? That’s the real news!

The USTA is lowkey one of the most contemptible organizations in American sports. I absolutely believe every word of this. Where was the USTA when one of their stars got tackled and handcuffed by the NYPD? Where is the USTA when it comes to issues like outrageous court fees in the minority-dominated city that just so…

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

“BREAKING NEWS: Craft services ran out of everything bagels. Police have been notified. Oh, the humanity...”

Assholes gon’ asshole. It’s like they just can’t help themselves.

And it’s not like the store’s insurance is going to do anything but total the entire contents of the store rather than nickel and diming, looking for every can of tomato sauce and copy of In Style that can still be sold.

In short, when you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.

Is there a venti award for that fake chrome vent?

The unibody itself took all the damage in the rear and the AC condenser and radiator were pushed into the turbo. The damage to the engine was enough to total the car.

As a professional technician for 15 years, I can relate. Labor times nowadays suck. Also, no one wants to pay for time. There is a story to which happened to me that strengthens this:

So Obama is a source of life bringing energy and trump is a dead moon that every now and then stumbles in the way?

I am a white male and a Marine Corps combat veteran. I have been a Browns fan all my life.

To keep you talking about it and eventually, you will hear something or see something that finally strikes a chord and changes how you personally approach these issues. It took the loss of Heather Heyer’s life to do it for her mother. It took listening to their teammates and trying to understand for these white…

Oh, and double-fuck Ben McAdoo for having OBJ out there in the second quarter of a goddamn preseason game against what is, essentially, a field full of Madden generic created players.

Being 71, I’m wondering if he heard the starting gun.

We have a similar issue here in Canada. The Canada Goose is protected and as such they’re everywhere. Fuckers are the spawn of Satan.