Two obvious takes

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see 

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

His face may not seem amused, but Trump’s cotton candy toupee is definitely feeling the beats though.

These two are definitely trump voters and definitely own at least one confederate flag between the two of them.

If you had told me that you met a guy that had made a tshirt with “Fook Floyd” on it, the logical follow up question is, did he have sunglasses backwards on his head?

Holy crap i cannot handle all the screaming.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

b is for build, roadkill, dirt everyday, hoonigans and hotrod garage.... everything else needs to up their production and content quality.

Uhhh... I don’t know what world you live in, but A LOT of people have repetitive jobs they don’t really care for because they need to pay the bills. And most don’t make a ton of money doing so. So I think you are mistaken when you say nobody would take that kind of job, especially if it made them a ton of money. A…

It’s in “”, so obviously it is only a suggestion.

I just heard on a podcast by Mike Rowe that the thawing with the Soviets was all because Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Texas while on a diplomatic trip to the US and saw how many flavors of pudding pops we had over here. And Yeltsin made Gorbachev see that they were fucked because if even the poorest among us…

Good now we can focus on my traffic straddling beer garden.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Almost word for word what I came down here go say

The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.