These forever-scrolling blogs are a freaking packaging nightmare.

Scary thing: before unleaded fuel was mandated (I was very young), I remember fuel smelling “sweet”. I loved the smell. Good thing they changed that by the time I was six, or I’d be a drooling idiot from sniffing all the lead.

The three perpetrators were later found trying to steal a fighter jet from the local air force base.

Not really surprised the general public hasn’t equated police settlements with tax dollars and started holding these departments accountable for their behavior. Unless someone in the government literally pickpockets a 20 from them and hands it directly to a brutalized minority I really don’t see anyone giving a shit.…

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

Pretty sure the 2017 Miata does not look like the 2009 Miata.

This is officially the Nissan Frontier of sports cars. It honestly stuns me that these still sell.

Why were the Raptors trying to score with 10 seconds left? They were down 15. Dribble it out. You’re going to lose anyway. But somehow losing by 17 is worse than losing by 15? How about not getting your ass beat in the first place?

I don’t remember anything, what happened? How did I get up there?

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

Let’s not forget the moron of a camera guy who WALKS IN FRONT OF A SKYHIGH REVVING VEHICLE that is one popped clutch away from disaster.

“bye bye $600"

Engage parking brake

COTD!!!

Can’t forget the LED bro-bar. For night time trips through the mall parking lot.

Soon.

I promise you won’t even hear about this rule until it pops up in the last 30 seconds of a divisional round game, to completely, and questionably, fuck up one teams chance of winning.
Gonna be exciting!

I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.