Will Riker: Seat Gigolo.

Couldn't resist

And it probably took 17 marketing committee meetings

Someone got paid a lot of money to uncheck this box:

***k this noise. I'm going back to altavista.

Unless gold companies want to dig deeper—often in arctic areas that are notoriously difficult to mine

Why do they need droves in the first place????

Sorry, I can't get past the retarded music.

Needs moar mid-jump freezeframe with voiceover.

Hooning makes you smile...don't matter where you from.....

The movie tie-in video game curse continues :D

It's all fun and games until one decides to rip your face off.

Yep, I wrote an instrumental piece around the 1956 clip....

he probably pulled every muscle he had plus a few he's never even heard from

As a dad with a 7 yr old I can assure you that he needed a really good massage that next day as those legs muscles were not used to bursts of energy like that. Hopefully moms took good care of him.

It's got a top speed of 30 miles per hour, though that's limited to just 5 miles an hour in Central Park, and it'll have a 100 mile range on six hours of charge. It's not Tesla Model S territory, but it'll do the job it was meant to do.

This is so ridiculous. What about all the insects that die in it, or the birds that eliminate and die in it. Honestly, the liquids from one person get so diluted in such a huge reservoir that the net effect of contamination is effectively zero. People be crazy, yo.

That's the positive side effect of this. Games ported to everything push more gamers back to PC because those that do want the best experience and the consoles don't differentiate enough from each other to warrant playing anything other than thier exclusives, which is why I still buy consoles. Because an average PC…

You know, for a weed-related article, there are an awful lot of words to read.