I've read an embarrassing amount of Total Drama Island fanfiction.

That's a thing now. Get with the times, ya old coot.

Burnie Burns is a goddamn national treasure!

I accidentally touched my mother and sister's used maxi pads.

I want Tom Hardy to pleasure me anally.
No homo, though.

You're just digging your own grave at this point, buddy.
Or should I call you Gayman?

Invader Zim is one of those shows that's actually better than you remember it being.
It holds up amazingly well.

If I won the Mega Millions, I'd buy stuff way more fucked up and weird than a RealDoll.
Don't act like you wouldn't, too.

Being an efficient typist is gay as fuck.

Then you obviously don't proof read your comments.

Fuck you, old man!

Yeah, but for every 15 shitty show's I grew up watching, there's an Invader Zim, or Avatar, or PowerPuff Girls. So I have to at least try it out.

The last time I watched Doug I was like 6, I hope it's as good as my stupid poo brain remembers it being.

Sick burn.

Goddammit, how did I miss an article talking about manga? This was supposed to be my time!

Ashitaka made me 20% gayer.

That is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever read.

You know, I don't like to judge shows before I see a trailer or two, because if they're good when I thought they would suck, I'll look like an idiot.
That being said, I'm already judging the shit out of it, so hopefully it sucks.

I didn't even know someone this optimistic was on The A.V Club.

I've resigned myself to shitty television. Not that this is definitely gonna be bad, but my hopes aren't high