They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

“Hey, isn’t that Larry Nasser over there?”

“I want to say now what I should have said Wednesday, which is ‘I’m sorry we’re in this situation, and I still can’t believe JoePa watched over all that shit and did nothing, what a disgrace right?’ I sincerely apologize for the mistake.”

Yep, that’s the way to apologize, on Twitter. Don’t bother actually speaking to the person and hoping that they can forgive you, and keeping it in private where it belongs.

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

What a lucky turn of fortune that Meyer won’t have to miss any important conference games.

Fox slobbering all over old white balls?

The injury grossed out a surgeon. I didn’t know that was possible.

Nice to know these fans will be in shape for the regular season.

Well, it’s nice the Redskins and Jets are getting in the news, once the season starts that won’t be the case anymore.

Ohio State Football: “Man, what a terrible day.”

I bet these guys are also salty about people not dressing up for air travel anymore.

We’ve now officially reached the “NFL owner talks to the Hollywood Reporter about the President’s criticism of how said NFL team handles its players” chapter of “The Downfall of American Democracy.”

“Good” isn’t the best word.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

I’ve seen some shit go down during pickup games, but this is on a whole different level. Whatever happened to a good ol’ fashion “hold me back” fight, or stomping off mad while threatening to come back with your boys?

I was paralyzed from the waist down for about 3 years and made a near total recovery, after 6 years. I won’t speculate the cause or even a chance of recovery (mine, though possible, was still a “miracle” in odds).

He’s also 72 years old and still has not learned how to properly wear a tie. This man is representing America on the global stage dressed like a 7 year old trying to ‘dress grownup’ on Halloween