We do corn pudding. Its like a souffle.

Lol, that would be B; he’s like Mikey, he’ll eat anything. He ate it and was like “Meh, Why’d you put it in there? You can’t taste it”

We’re a baked family. Cook the macaroni, drain it, toss it with a little butter and LET IT COMPLETELY COOL. Make a basic Béchamel, add your cheeses (I use smoked gruyere, aged gouda and white cheddar,) a tablespoon of really good mustard, salt (if necessary,) white pepper or quatre epices, fresh Italian parsley and…

What about other bread products? Thumbs up or down on a big tray of yeast dinner rolls smothered in butter?

You tell her she’s not allowed to bring anything but paper products until she learns her ass how to cook.

White person here, and I assure you that we did not sign off on pineapple in Mac and Cheese. We don’t want that guy either. Everyone knows that you can put meat in Mac and Cheese, but any sort of fruit needs to stay the hell away.

Chitlins? NOPE. I’m good.

Can I submit a short ‘PSA’? People... When it comes to attending family Holiday dinners... Can you please... Don’t bring the “I’ve tried to make something new” dish. Because... First of all, fuck you, for bringing it. Two, you chose not to play to the audience, when it came to your dish submission. You know your…

Who invited the white guy?

Don’t forget Jello-O with canned fruit suspended in it. I’m not joking. Every God damned year.

for the diabetics

Totally. We do two Thanksgivings. The first one (my side of the family) is Hispanic and Chinese Thanksgiving. It is very loud - and very delicious. Second one is White Thanksgiving (husband’s side). There is celery root.

I swear I love being black. Damn. I do.

Same! LOL I was thinking I didn’t go through no levels I just was. It was probably legacy because my Moms throws down and they just assumed....

I once left Arab Thanksgiving early to make it to a White Thanksgiving and it is the single biggest regret of my life. For real. At least 5 tables of spread (not counting the dessert or drinks tables) and ~100 people in attendance compared to a congealed green bean casserole as 4 people ate in silence on a couch…

Level IV - Allowed in the kitchen

The Prodigal son/daughter, just in off the streets. And we all know they’ll be right back out there on new year’s...

White guy; black wife. When we were dating I invited her and her kids over to Thanksgiving dinner. I was so proud I made a turkey, stuffing, potatoes and a few veggies.

I have Hugh Freeze coming in first and the Brazilian Handjob guys finishing 2nd and 3rd.