“Hey! My family’s been there, done that!”

The Patriots will do this at some point this season, Harbough will bitch about it, and it’ll be banned. 

Could still have drainage culverts crossing under the road, as that’s obviously farmland. But yeah, the color and design of the sign is just a bit off to me...

I decided this dude was a dick last week when you posted that video of him being an asshole to the towel guy. Like, that’s the kind of shit that I really judge people for. Why be a dick to somebody who is just doing their job? And well, I might add (he needed a towel!). He was just offering him a towel. So nah, fuck…

Did I miss some interview where this guy apologized for being a racist turd? Because he was such a racist turd that they kicked him out of a tournament for it.

“Potato” is a shape.

Wait, why are you pointing people to places where they can download the apps?

I love how you glossed over the 108 wins and World Series win.

AFC East has better out-of-division record than any division in...

Mike Pence approves

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Michael = Would flip-flop based on the last person he talked to and be so scared to choose for himself he would just close his eyes and press a random button/lever or fill in a random circle while covering his eyes.

Ah, that is true, but that’s usually handled with legal steroids like cortisone. IDK if the banned ones are useful this way. Interesting question.

Total Garbage

OK, so Pats fans are vile. Yup, I get that. Really. Honest! I do.

You can just say beer.

Plus that’s a great song.

Head pain #1: Julian Edelman's cranium, because he was pretty definitely concussed at some point during the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl.

Oof, rough couple days for Julian. Now it looks like he'll have two heads in considerable pain before long.