The long-awaited sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Spiders on Gliders.

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Seriously. Good for her.

Hold your nose and vote for the dem nom WHOEVER THAT IS. Because this is the world the Repubs want and it will be hell for women.

Ok but I’m all about Emma’s take on the theme and her general wonderfulness?

Rita? Ha! Please. The verse isn’t “Go call Who with the good hair.”

Has there been a person as fucking thirsty as Rita Ora in the history of modern celebrity? I say no. Everything about her is try too hard. Stop trying to make yourself happen Rita. You’re never gonna happen.

To paraphrase the Holocaust “survivor” Eli Weisel, author of the iconic memoir “Night,” in his response to a woman who expressed her guilt at feeling sad and depressed over trivial things, as her suffering could never match Weisel’s, he essentially told her this...”we all have our own pain, which fills us to the brim.…

Just for Jezebel readers!

ANGELA KARDASHIAN.

This is a problem a lot of her fans such as myself have! She is so damn smart and her music is so creative but she can’t keep her damn mouth shut. If Twitter could ban her that would be great

PREACH. I finally came to that realization after being treated like shit by white girls for YEARS for no apparent reason. I’m not accusing everyone of jealously. But a lot of it boils down to “how dare you be confident in who you are, i’m supposed to be better than you, why are you succeding and I’m not???”

It's a pity because her music is insanely dope. Like super vibrant and creative. She's crazy talented - definitely worth a listen. I need to unfollow her on Twitter tho...

I read that entire thing and I’m forever mad that she is so smart and creative and just wasting it with viciousness and offensive trolling.

While many other American people may see you as someone to be ridiculed, I truly believe that you possess a certain “je ne sais quoi,” (a french term which is often interpreted to denote one’s inexplicable charisma.) Given a bit of book-reading/media-training/patience, that charisma could become your magic carpet.