Carol Channing

Pete Wentz, Wenthworth Miller, Rashida Jones and Meghan Markle are on conference call, line 1. 

He probably thought she was “thick” and she probably thought he was “different” from the other blackity blacks.

I’m pretty sure I saw Janelle Monae (on skateboard) and Tessa Thompson (ethereal girl) as well. 

Ahh, the “close the one profitable part of our business that had a good reputation.” Classic.

I had never touched foot in a J. Crew until I was getting married and someone suggested them for a wedding dress. $500 later I got the perfect one without any alterations. Never been in one since, but I am thankful for that one occasion.

I don’t understand the armholes in blazers.  If I buy a jacket that fits my body I literally can’t move my arms.  I am not particularly broad shouldered or muscular either.  

So much polyester! A few times a year I will go shopping for new shirts, look around, pick up a shirt, this looks nice, look at the tag, polyester, put the shirt back down, come home with no new shirts. 

All the stars for you. I remember when cranberry jeans came in. All I wanted was a pair in a 16W. Could I find them? HELL NO. Now, five years after they were cool, I can get them, but of course not when they were a thing.

The prices made me faint. I’m sorry— HOW MUCH FOR A CARDIGAN?

Oh, God, the wedding scene? He did such a great job--totally conveying how nervous and excited and happy he was watching Araminta come down the aisle.

I read, I think on Jez, about how the most important thing for a rom-com lead to be able to do is to look at the person he’s in love with. It’s all in the look. Both Young and Wu absolutely nailed that gaze—you totally believed these people were perfect for each other.

My only previous exposure to Constance Wu is from Fresh Off The Boat, and I didn’t even recognize her in Crazy Rich Asians since the character is so different. She did an amazing job.

I’m not surprised that everyone is gushing over Henry Golding; He’s very handsome and I thought he was great in the movie. But...Constance Wu was the heart and soul of the movie and should be getting way more press for her wonderful performance. I’m going to see it again this weekend, mostly because I want to watch…

Crystle Galloway, were told they couldn’t afford the ambulance ride because they didn’t have insurance.

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

I cannot imagine what was going through the Queens head. Literally no-one breaks protocol like that. This her house, our country, he didn’t even bow when he met her. On the plus side the demonstrations were epic. He’s now trying to pretend that he didn’t say some of the things in the interview with The Sun,…

His lack of spatial awareness, to make no mention of his lack of manners, class, or grace, is mindblowing.

It’s an inspection, not a stroll you idiot. Even the queen didn’t know what to do with him. My god he is a global fucking embarrassment every.single.time.

I agree - she should have begged off and sent a stand in.