After that movie, I felt like Miranda needed new, non-toxic friends. Because fuck Carrie, Samantha and Charlotte. And the sequel really drove home the point that those three were terrible people.

To be fair, they were partners. You care for your partners’ loved ones because at that point, they’re family.

Her converting actually pissed me off more than his reasoning for not marrying her. Is that weird?

I always found Spike really hot, but he’s lanky and thin, which is super my type.

You’re right about Miranda...I can’t get on the Mr. Big train though. Miranda was super judgy and kinda high strung, and a debbie downer. They did give her some solid one liners though. And the men being like cabs speech is pretty dead on.

Yes absolutely, 13 year old me did not GET Giles like I do now

Well I didn’t find Angel ‘creepy’. But totally agree that Giles and Spike were attractive too.

Off topic, but you’re completely correct. Oz was so much cuter than creepy square-face Angel. I confess to finding Giles and Spike attractive, as well.

Miranda, when she realized how far her mother-in-law’s dementia (not mental illness—just age) had progressed, was the one to suggest that she move in with them. Even the housekeeper, Magda, acknowledged to Miranda that she was a much bigger softie than she was willing to ever admit.

Trey couldn’t get it up because of his Madonna/whore hangups, and then Charlotte had to utter the sentence “you put your scooner deep in my Rebecca.”

Forgot who Charlotte dated? She married Harry! Harry forever!

What? have you totally forgotten Smith? He shaved his head for Samantha.

Now THIS is the correct take. The movies were garbage but Samantha dumping Smith was the biggest BS.

You smell like the rain

Harry’s averageness made him a solid contender for sure.

Steve was the woooooooorst. By a longshot. Big was at least up-front about being an asshole. So was Aleksander (to an extent). If someone were to write Steve’s character today, we would all be calling him the stereotypical “Nice Guy” who actually sucks. He whines all the time, nags Miranda for working (even when she’s…

Yep. Harry (Charlotte’s second husband) was the best one. His all-around goodness makes him the hottest one. Aidan is perhaps second (and physically the hottest). He wasn’t perfect, but Carrie totally shat on him. Multiple times.

I forget who Charlotte dated.

WHAT ABOUT SMITH?!

Counter-argument: Big was “hot.” He wore nicely tailored suits, had a driver, a mysterious, seemingly well-paying job. He was aloof, always slightly out of reach, and never showed too much of his hand. A good boyfriend? HELL NO. Hot? I’d say yes.