line dance-it’s a simple dance too.

I would sex Bill and not Harry so no...

I would gladly accept meth in my milk shakes in exchange for In-N-Out locations across the state. No joke.

Or that there could be two black leads in an ensemble cast...that could be a thing. And nobody would die. And it would still make ookabillion dollars.

NO THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN FLORIDA. YOU KNOW WHY? WE DON’T HAVE IN N OUT. THANKS FOR RUBBING THAT IN...

Exactly. If nobody cared when all those beautiful kids were shot, why would anyone care now? I’ve never responded to a news story like I did that school incident. But U.S. House and Senate somehow managed to stay cucumber cool so WTH is gonna happen just because Amy Schumer says something about this incident? Not that…

Your thingamabobs lookin’ low, Tay. So you should care. It’s a big deal. Want more.

Tia Tomisina? I like you.

Go find the 2015 BET Awards pics. I wouldn’t have even let him get in the car with me...

Both. And the succotash will include corn as well. I’m black.

Cornbread and okra.

I want in on this!

Agreed. I’m ready for that to happen. Congress has none and they have done a far worse job.

I hate massages. Strangers can’t touch me all over my body. People I know fairly well can’t even touch me all over my body. NO.

My last etsy purchase was this:

just got it now...

In addition to the Sam Smith win, Tori Kelly and Robin Thicke sang on a tribute for Smokey Robinson. I’m black and I don’t watch a lot of BET because most of it is not quality television that I agree with. However, I did tune in because it’s the only place I can see people who look like me guaranteed to be celebrated…

I’m the waffle person. I need pancake person. I’m awful at those. Sigh... <3

I’m 30 and single and over hunting so...sure. #bae

WUT!?!? Been looking for discount Chucks everywhere. Never see them there.