If you would be so kind as to separate my waffles from my savory I will do my best to try. #GetFullOrDieTrying

Oh dear God, at least put a dish of those petal pink shell-molded soaps and put the paper towels on a free standing vertical roll. *whispers* But when I really want to impress, I unleash disposable cashmere towels with a matching trash can and a minority bathroom attendant. It always get me high marks in the society…

Well. They look well-read and well bred. Denim with studs is a timeless and classic go-to look when Lifestyles of the Rich and Racist stops by.

*SLOW CLAP*

Stahhhp! Girl, where are you going?! lol

They lost me at those stupid mermaids. STAHP!

Are any of these folks aware that the general public is allowed to go anywhere in the general public? Did they not know it was a thing? I'm going to need you to stop being around me. I have a name for you- humanity haters.

OMG I love this song. If I don't listen to anything being said it's my jam.

Daddy's home. That one song title alone is enough.

It's so confusing that this is called "Let Me Love You" because he also wrote the song sung by singer Mario "You should let me love you, let me be the one to give you everything you want and need" and that's always my first thought when I hear this song's name because they're both such signature Neyo sounding songs.

Blink blink.

It's like get 60 free donuts in Simpsons Tapped Out lol!

Yes, but can you make rice? Also, how often is regularly?

I was also wondering about this. You can navigate the discrimination of this personal struggle in a backtown of Ohio, but you are at a loss to accommodate the needs of your child because...why?

I'm going to use your tips to try and get a decent trip to Louisiana in. Thanks for all your comments.

As long as there's ass everywhere. #BigFreediasDown

That awkward moment when you're human and you want to date another human...

lol. nothing better...literally.

You a) live in my vicinity and b) have provided me with even more reason to stay the fuck off OKCupid forever. Twice was enough.

She wasn't even there the entire time, just the part her mother was on stage and immediately after when they gave her mother the Icon Award. Not the same scenario. Also Blue Ivy is older and Beyonce isn't know for dragging her around at any hour of the day/night or taking her every blessed place she goes. I was…