She wasn't even there the entire time, just the part her mother was on stage and immediately after when they gave her mother the Icon Award. Not the same scenario. Also Blue Ivy is older and Beyonce isn't know for dragging her around at any hour of the day/night or taking her every blessed place she goes. I was…

The answer is clear. We are all saying it wrong. I for one welcome our new pingling overlords and their leader Mr. Cumberbatch. #bowdown

I'm gonna sit with you. It is EVERYTHING. I would still rock this ribbon.

I can't even...I feel like love really is dead because even if you have all day to be with each other and spend your fabulous money and smoke weed and be calm you STILL can't make it work. Forget kids, forget jobs, forget commuting, forget mortgages, forget student loans, forget Joan in accounting and her tight…

That was the 90's. Look at what NSYNC and TLC used to wear. It was just the trends. She did her job and it worked cos a whole bunch of people are still jamming to "The Writing's On The Wall". lol

Oh thank God someone said something!

OHHHHH!! I can't. So many memories. So much funny. You win.

Okay. Work on your impending fame. I will support. Update me.

But nobody wants McAvoy? Okay...I think I can live if I can have first pass at Cumberbatch? Work with me here?! lol

I promise I will do a better job at photoshopping your thighs then whoever is doing Beyonce's pictures as long as I get first shot at Tom Hiddleston & Michael Fassbender. You can have whichever one it doesn't work out with...but if it works out with both then sorry.

Take me with you. I'd make a faithful confidante/posse member/assistant. I will not sell your life to the magazines.

Right? She wants the cover of Vogue, she wants to be on Downton Abbey, life doesn't (or shouldn't) work that way.

Animals are really cruel to one another. It's a thing we do.

My 4 will sit by yours.

But I LIKE pink...

you too?! we can be poor together.

A) I would NEVER not notice him. I've been in love with him pretty much all my life, even as a wee girl. B) I went on ONE OKC date with a guy who was apart of a group who had various GB costumes. He was working on his colander at the time. It seemed intense. GOOD LUCK!

You are clearly awesome. Also the Rick Moranis avatar....too adorable.

Wanna trade lives? lol

Thanks to Jezebel I may never try to date again. I was actually looking forward to it after a long absence, but whatevers at this point, bro.