WHAT is this from?!?!?

I was a huge Katy Kat until she brought Riff Raff to the VMAs. He is one line I won't cross, not even for Katy. Also Taylor says Katy was mean girling her like a mug at awards events. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit Katy.

LOL. I say Loo-i-vul cos I've spent a few months in Kentucky, but still say NASH-ville. I'm sad.

lol. seems legit.

I think I'm a ShoHannah.

You mean to tell me our labia aren't peppermint scented and vibrantly minty 24/7 365? lol

I agree. She seems like a pro at this.

FannyPack sang Camel Toe...come on you guys!

My mom has been a nurse most of my life and we've NEVER had any IVs lying around our house. But then again she hates working in hospital/doctor settings and that's the only way I'd imagine a nurse having this on hand...

I still like all those named better than Elizabella. But I see your point.

I've never seen them do that in Big Pine Key. But the deer there are very friendly.

This review was far more entertaining than the film. I also feared cruises for some time after my first viewing.

Where is the song about round sexy guts?! #gutsnotbutts2015

My sorority helped to develop leadership skills I didn't know I had. I also learned how to deal with asshats who have authority over me, respecting hierarchy even when you hate it, event planning, fundraising, and being resourceful. My sorority helped me find my career and pick my masters degree. Do I think everyone…

Leave me my dreams. lol

Send me a nice sized check and I'll wear whatever you want. Until then #byefelicia

As long as Robbie Williams is there. YUM.

FYI Robin Thicke co-wrote that.

ALLA THIS.

No one should be serving peel and eat shrimp at cocktail parties or anything requiring dates/fancy dress. I just-I-no.