Hey, I’ll have you know Case Keenum has not thrown a single interception yet this season!

If you’d like to dig him out of his grave...

For the millionth time, no one gives a shit about your fantasy team.

I’m a Vikings fan, but I hate the Cowboys SO MUCH I was happy to watch them get beaten, even if it was the Packers.

Well, I mean... It’s not like Isla Fisher isn’t incredibly gorgeous, too.

Well, $2,000, but yeah, I get your point.

I was joking.

I think that it’s $73,200. Ken Jennings finished with $75,000 and the second-place finisher had $1,800 after final.

Honest to God, the ONLY thing that keeps me from trying out for Jeopardy is the fact that thinking about telling a stupid fucking anecdote (or more! what if I win?) gives me a panic attack.

He’s not. Roger Craig is, with $195,801.

Oh noooooooo I hope not. The internet is both wonderful and RUINS EVERYTHING.

Chu learned that template from Roger Craig, who used a bunch of techniques to learn how what the most likely topics would be and studied and tested himself many times until he had it down. Craig, incidentally, holds the single-day winnings record with $77,000. (Why, yes, I am a giant Jeopardy fan, how could you tell?)

That’s not remotely true. There are many different types of intelligence.

I’m wondering if you’re referring to the day where he only had to bet less than $2k to win but he bet THIRTY FOUR THOUSAND to bring his total to $69,000... that was pretty dope tbh.

You should watch it. I laugh my ass off every time.

Huh? Romo’s been a fantastic color guy so far (and I say this as a long-time Cowboys-hater, so you know I speak the truth).

In those instances, they’re using female as an ADJECTIVE, dipshit. Not a noun.

Wow, yeah, you sure weren’t kidding.

Also... what’s up with the, like, spray-on hair he’s been sporting the last few years?? YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

Every bar I ever worked at (including dive bars) we burned the ice and cleaned the ice container (? my mind is blanking, but the insulated metal shit that ice is kept in) every single night.