Huh? Romo’s been a fantastic color guy so far (and I say this as a long-time Cowboys-hater, so you know I speak the truth).

In those instances, they’re using female as an ADJECTIVE, dipshit. Not a noun.

Wow, yeah, you sure weren’t kidding.

Also... what’s up with the, like, spray-on hair he’s been sporting the last few years?? YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

Every bar I ever worked at (including dive bars) we burned the ice and cleaned the ice container (? my mind is blanking, but the insulated metal shit that ice is kept in) every single night.

Well, you see, Aaron Rodgers is not a meathead, so he wouldn’t say something like that in the first place. Maybe pick another player for your terrible analogy?

Honestly, the movie is pretty good. There is some voice-over at the end that’s a bit clunky but overall I thought it was one of the better King adaptations out there.

I think it’s pretty clear in the book too. (Spoilers obviously for those who have never seen the movie nor read the book) Charlie freaks out when Sam touches him because it’s the same place his aunt used to touch him.

Try taking one around 12:30 on New Year’s. I’ve seen 11x around that time (obviously I did not take one).

I’m a fantasy player as well as a Vikings fan, and I can promise you that I would happily never play fantasy again if the Vikings could win a Super Bowl. Real life over fantasy, always.

Not as many as you’d think. There are pretty distinct tornado alleys, so the same places tend to get hit over and over... there’s a spot in Moore off of I-35 that’s been hit multiple times. I have no idea why they keep rebuilding there.

This is either for the entire 30-duplex subdivision or it’s an error. Leaning toward the former.

That’s including the final year he has on his contract. The extension begins 2018-19 season.

Well, he’s next-level petty, so...

LOL I live in OKC and yeah... it is not expensive to live here. This fuckin’ castle is just a hair over $3 million.

As a 32-year-old millennial who grew up adoring E.T., YES WE FUCKING DO, dude. Stop it.

Isn’t that every team, anywhere? I really just meant that college football is always going to be #1, by far.

I was talking about football, because we are a football state. (My apologies; I didn’t even consider that we would be talking about college basketball, as pretty much no one cares.)

Really? Even The Thousand-Year Door? TTYD is one of my favorite games, EVER.

LOL, I didn’t know going to the national championship is considered a “down year.” (Yes, OU lost to Florida, but I’d hardly consider that a failure of a season.)