Eh, I despise the looks of all of these, but I’ve driven its platform-mate the Enclave (I work at a Buick/GMC dealership and drove one to a conference about three hours away) and it was a nice drive. Visibility wasn’t too bad (and it did have a bunch of electronic nannies to help). Gas mileage was below average for…

I’m sorry, I definitely didn’t mean to imply that you didn’t! I obviously can’t speak for every casino in the world but I’ve worked in a couple and been to dozens more and it has never been my experience for it to be allowed anywhere. It’s kind of a “cheat,” you know? Unfair gaining of information and all of that... I…

In all honesty, it really doesn’t matter. They all go into their box and get exchanged for either cash or go into their paycheck.

No. Verbal bets are always binding (in turn) so if someone tries to say “I call and raise you $x” the call is all that matters.

This is legitimately my favorite SNL sketch of about the last fifteen years. I could watch it a million times and never get sick of it.

I worked at a BMW dealership when I was 19 (in 2004) and we had a black Z8 sitting on the showroom floor. What a beauty that car was - I definitely spent a LOT of time ogling it.

Do you have an instant-read thermometer? They’re only around $10 on Amazon, and once they get up to 165 degrees, they’re safe to eat! That should help you not overcook them.

Yes to everything both of you said but also: their jalapeno artichoke dip is my EVERYTHING.

I must have missed that...

I got rid of my GameCube years ago because I have a Wii (first one, not WiiU) and it plays GameCube games.

Yes, that probably is the case. Kal Penn worked for the Obama administration, so it’s highly doubtful he’s a Trump fan.

Yeah, I kind of feel the same you do. While I do think it’s shitty if, in fact, she did not tip, I ALSO think it’s shitty and gross when someone posts proof that a customer did not tip (and doubly so when a BUSINESS does it). I worked in the service industry for years and years, and I would never do either of these…

They ARE U.S. citizens, but yes, you are correct - they cannot vote in presidential elections. They can’t vote in presidential elections because the Constitution only grants congressional voting representation to states, not territories.

I’m from OKC and have lived here almost my whole life, save for a few years as an adult (though I came back). I was ten years old when the bombing happened, and my friend’s mother died in it.

Yes to all of this! Some guys’ “wokeness” comes across as disingenuous or kind of gross (lookin’ at you, Matt McGorry), but not him.

You can see who they're replying to on Kinja. You just can't see WHICH comment in the thread because they're not nested. It can get annoying REAL quick.

Yeah, I owned a whole bunch of the Punk-O-Rama and Fat Music comps as a teenager, and they were pretty much always worth it. Some more than others, but I was never mad that I'd splashed out a fiver or whatever for them.

Oh man, I would like to hear this one. Definitely haven't heard of many on the bands on here, but it is a TREASURE TROVE of great band names.

Well, as someone who owned Short Music for Short People, and who also forgot what it was called, and STILL sings Blink 182's "Family Reunion" out loud on an embarrassingly regular basis, I was super happy to be reminded of it so I could go look it up.

I love Pine, but you can have him. Evans is my #1, always and forever.