The first time I heard that lyric, I had to pause it and contemplate for a moment. And then slide it backwards a few seconds to hear it again…

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen this, it never ever gets old.

God that thing is annoying. My mother has driven Mercs for years and years, and her newest one has a fuckin’ touch mouse thing and it’s gross and I hate it. WTF.

Oh, if he had still been playing at his peak, he would be back in the NFL. Trust.

Yep. I’m just really tired of people being hypocrites about it. I’m from Oklahoma and went to OU. The number of OSU fans I’ve had get obnoxious about Mixon while defending what Tyreek Hill did is ASTOUNDING.

I’m not sure, I just remember it going bad pretty quickly (as all Vitamin C serums are wont to do). Maybe 3 months?

As a Vikings fan... bravo. (btw, have you ever read his AMA? It’s pretty funny.)

It’s real. Eli is far from the only pro QB with a dadbod.

Just an FYI on the Truth Serum: it’s the TITS but it goes bad fast. So if you’re going to buy it, use it up quickly. A lot of times in the checkout line they’ll have smaller bottles (0.5 oz I think) to try.

I know those Ambient Lighting Powders are stupid expensive and not all that noticeable to anyone but me, but you can pry my Dim Light out of my cold dead fingers. Man, I love that stuff.

Yessssss, I always buy mine at TJ Maxx. Some of them can be kind of hit-or-miss though, so I have to try to remember which ones I like and which are bad...

Lol! Carp are edible in the sense that they won’t poison you or anything to eat them... but they do not taste good.

“June 17th, 1994.” That was a really good one.

I liked “Broke” a lot too. As an OU fan, though, my favorite one is “The Best That Never Was.”

I had a 2000 Accord coupe (manual too!) that was purchased in January 2002 - hail took it out in 2012 with almost 200k miles on it, and my insurance company gave me $4500 for it, which seemed more than fair, honestly. I’ve been spoiled by it because I never had to replace ANYTHING but a brake light switch ($225). I…

Right, “curse.” Because they don’t ever give it out to guys with cancer or anything... I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or what.

Close. It's "Beds are Burning."

I always find this surprising when people say this... I knew there was a chance, what with the off-field issues and the fact that FSU didn’t look great his last year there. But people forget that Winston isn’t stupid by any means, despite the fact that he sounds like it. When whispers were coming out of the combine…

I saw a picture of someone’s that they had evolved, and Raichu did have the hat. So yes on number 2. I have no idea if they’re spawning more often, but I’ve seen comments that say that they are.

Oh, I agree.