Edit: I was going to make a joke about how 0 x 0 is still 0, but I forgot that the Lions won one like 25 years ago. My bad.

He has a podcast that's pretty good. Not necessarily consistently funny, but he usually brings on interesting guests and it's a fun time to listen to.

SMIZE BITCH. Oh god the stupid little terms Tyra coined were one of my favorite parts of that show. “Booty Tooch” hahahaha.

WHAT? WHY?

I was too because she was a whiny twat. Few people have ever irritated me more on a reality show than she did.

Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/Unicorns-Are-Jerks-Coloring-Exposing/dp/1492647209/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1480528132&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorns+are+jerks

UGH I’ve gotten SO many of those this year... NO I DO NOT WANT TO BUY YOUR SCENTSY TRASH LEAVE ME ALONE

We’re doing a ‘50s themed holiday potluck this year. I could not be more excited... YES LET ME WEAR A ‘50s DRESS WITH A POOFY PETTICOAT UNDERNEATH PLS.

HA! I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who did that. Much higher scores that way.

Oh, man. Starting at about 10 or 11 years old until I was probably 15 or 16, I definitely spent waaaaaay too much time in AOL chat rooms, lying about my age and chatting with strangers. (My preferred room was “Guess Song By Lyrics” and it was fun as hell.)

Hey, that’s pretty much the only song I can play too! (I also can play “December” by Collective Soul, but only because it’s, oddly, almost the exact same chords in the same order, you just pluck two strings differently, basically.)

I’m also from NW OKC, and I see them fairly often too in that area.

I'm from Oklahoma City, and lived in Spokane for a few years… Definitely noticed that people from WA (both east and west) have an accent. Funnily enough, the example I always gave to people was the way you guys say "bag."

Yeah, I took that quiz too, and it definitely nailed it. Said either OKC, Irving, or Plano. I'm from OKC.

Yeah, Aiden Gillen's accent on The Wire is ATROCIOUS. Totally with you on that one.

I’ve listened to “Que Sera, Sera” approximately four million times since the election...

Wow, I haven’t thought about “Get Your War On” in probably a decade...

I LITERALLY saw someone say this very fucking thing to one of my friends on fb the yesterday. Thankfully, he got pretty thoroughly raked over the damn coals for it. Fuck these people.

Ahh, thank you for sharing that. Not only was it truthful, it provided some much-needed mirth for me today.

Yes, and that makes things really interesting too, because we've seen so much of the show through his perspective, and the reveal immediately means that he's an unreliable narrator.