No one remembers, except for me and my fellow trivia nerds. THAT’S really who the Oscars are for. ;)

Right? Also, Amy Adams has ALSO been nominated five times, and no one freaks out about her “deserving” one. I think it’s far more of a travesty that Oldman’s only even been nominated once.

There’s another cat-themed one called “Kitty Glitter” that makes me laugh every time. I never play it because I lose incredibly quickly, but it exists!

Not fair though, for two reasons. One: as you mentioned, no one should be playing fantasy in week 17. Two: many, many people I know (myself included) rode into the playoffs in a blaze of glory at least in part BECAUSE of Bortles. Sucks for that guy... but week 17 fantasy football is insane and I do not feel bad for…

I didn’t even know that... it works on so many levels! Solid.

Eh... I think most sports fans have to be a little hypocritical. It’s not like AD is the only player on the planet that did something bad. I would argue that there is at minimum one dude on every team that’s done some reprehensible shit. Being an NFL fan definitely necessitates turning a blind eye to it (in addition…

God, this drives me ABSOLUTELY INSANE. How freaking hard is it to remember that it’s AD, and the reporters over the years have taken AP and run with it, so now everyone calls him that? (Disclaimer: I am a Sooner as well as a Vikings fan, so I might be biased.)

I’m from Oklahoma, and for the few years that I lived out of state, there wasn't fast food I missed more than Taco Bueno. So good.

There are definitely books that I will read slower just to savor the language (Ian McEwan comes to mind) but I am a speed-reader, have always been, will always be. And I have excellent retention. If I try to slow down I stop paying attention and retain nothing. Interesting. Out of curiosity, do you find yourself…

It’s all good... I just got a kick out of it.

Ah, okay, an auction makes sense, then.

How? Please explain to me your FF drafting ways, because clearly you’re a fucking wizard.

LOL, no. We’re hoping and praying that we can win just one playoff game. JUST ONE, man.

Good lord... I was about to wonder who the hell is in your fantasy league, but you went ahead and called them out for me. Do you have eleven people named “Forrest Gump” in your league or what?

For real life reasons (such as being a Vikings fan) I hope he doesn’t.

LOL, thus marking the only time I’ve ever heard Amari Cooper be referred to as “some rookie.”

Oh, big name lots get them too!

To be fair, everyone thought Carson Palmer was basically done after Cincinnati. And he was hardly ever as brilliant with them as he is with Arizona (save for a couple of seasons - IIRC his sophomore season and the season after he came back from that knee injury were both really great).

I drafted Drew Brees, but I just couldn’t resist Cam when he was still there in like the 13th round...

Drew Stanton wasn’t a total dumpster fire for them though... things really really went into the shitter when Stanton went down too and they had to go with Lindley.