Oh my god, Thai tea is just the best fucking thing ever.

That’s fun because Justin Theroux was totally in that movie.

And that is great. I used to work at a place that was well-known for having, like, 140 different beers. And I was the go-to girl for the servers to grab when someone needed help picking a beer. But we have to start somewhere. I was really good at asking leading questions - “do you like hoppy beers? do you like…

HAHAHAHA LITERALLY EVERY BARTENDER on the planet hates the same things Place does... It doesn’t mean that they’re a dick to customers about it, just that it’s obnoxious and entitled to expect someone to spend a bunch of extra time on you and your “special snowflake” drink when the bar is super busy. When I was…

... You’re an idiot. Most bartenders get paid the same as servers (2.13 an hour) which means their paychecks are NOTHING. I owed $1300 in taxes one year because my checks weren’t covering it. I know our tipping system is flawed but that’s just the way it is - there’s no reason to be a dick to a bartender because of it.

Yeah I’ve definitely had some right-wing Facebook friends try to claim that “Snopes totally has a liberal bias!” Okayyyyyy dude.

My boyfriend’s fantasy team’s name is Yoko Romo...

I came to the comments to say just that. I don’t know how much they try to hide that most of the stuff in their outlet stores is made for outlets though. They do have sale stuff that comes over from regular stores, it’s just not much. I’ve found better deals on their bags at Dillard’s and Macy’s, honestly.

I’m full of useless knowledge. :)

I thought the first movie did a really great job of making sure you knew the joke was ON Zoolander and Hansel. I would fully expect that to be the case here.

I think it’s the wrong shade of nude lipstick. If it were darker it would look a lot better.

Harumph... it’s been around longer than Skrillex! The slang meaning is a portmanteau of “true” and “real” and was coined sometime in the eighties. My favorite example of this usage is “Trill” by Clipse which is a dope fucking song and everyone should listen to Clipse.

Oh, jesus. I never read the books, but I caught the movie right at the beginning on HBO one night... I didn’t make it through it because it was fucking AWFUL. Made Twilight look like goddamn Casablanca.

And even won the last one!

You know, I read Filth a very very long time ago, and I was definitely not wild about it. That being said, I fucking loved the movie to pieces.

... Is that a joke? I think it’s a joke, right?

Me too. Definitely spent a LOT of time flipping to the glossary in the back for about the first 40 pages. But when it clicked, I was off to the races. Still one of my favorite books, and one I reread about once a year.

Unfortunately I don’t think they make the Verano with a manual option anymore. The Regal still has one, but it’s a freaking unicorn.

If I lived where he does (New York? LA? I feel like he was on one and then moved to the other but I don’t remember which way), I would watch his show EVERY FUCKING DAY. His “I don’t give a fuck” face and demeanor really and truly give me life.

I still shout “CHICKEN TETRAZZINI” in a very sassy voice about twice a week.