I am WITH YOU on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Definitely my favorite movie of all time.

The fact that you included “any” of the Vacation movies is unequivocal proof that you are wrong. European Vacation is GARBAGE.

Excuse me, no. These movies are classics for a reason, and they hold up.

Agreed. We want them too!

Those chat things that pop up are run by a third-party company (probably not surprising to you, but there it is). They can’t just give you the price because they don’t know. I think it’s annoying as hell when dealerships won’t post prices on their website, so I definitely wouldn’t be dealing with that nonsense either.

They figure out what you drive using equity mining software that mines from Experian and tax records. Not magic.

...No. 6% of MEN are red-green colorblind. 8% of men are colorblind in some way. Only 0.5% of women are colorblind in any way.

I have no idea but I'm sure glad it exists.

ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF

Good call. That’s about the fourth time this season I’ve either picked someone up for a bye-week fill, or had someone riding my bench waiting to come back from injury who immediately got put on season-ending IR as soon as I started them... I might be cursed this year.

Ugh, that sucks, and I’m so sorry that it happened to you! Could you claim it with the airline? I would be so pissed.

Lucky... my cat jumps all up in my face at 5am because he wants to cuddle. Which I love and all, but dude, it is five in the fucking morning, can you please stop putting your asshole in my face because I’m not paying you enough attention?

Yeah, I despise UD’s primer potion (Too Faced Shadow Insurance FOR LIFE), but I like the setting spray. LIFE TIP: Spray before your makeup (after primer) and after, but BEFORE mascara! It keeps your face makeup on like a champ but it will make mascara run down your face.

I am a huuuuuuuuge fan of Clarins Double Serum... It’s expensive ($117 for a 1.6 oz bottle) but I really really love it. I’m only 30 but I’ve noticed a big difference in my little forehead wrinkles since I started using it, plus I’ve had the same bottle for a year and it’s not even half finished (and I use it pretty…

HA!

This comment made my eyes water with suppressed laughter, so thanks for that. I think it was mostly the rarely-used plural “mongeese.”

I picked up Folk in one league since Hauschka was on a bye and was thoroughly confused as to why he had zero points, so that’s good to know that I didn’t miss some injury report previously.

Long long ago, I worked at the information booth at a mall. One of our responsiblities was checking out the rental strollers, and to do so, we made a copy of their license. This poor lady comes to get a stroller and her name is... Amanda C. Mycock. A MAN TO SEE MY COCK. She was married! I have to assume she took his…

Me too! They’re so good they actually killed the reality show they won... I think they’re wonderful.

...there usually is a graduated system, depending on the state. In my state, for example, .15 or over is an aggravated DUI, and you automatically lose your license or must drive with a breathalyzer for a year and a half, as opposed to six months for a DUI under .15.