And the Bullet Bills turning into "Pidgin Bills" which was actually awesome and hilarious.

Donut Secret Zone takes too long. There's a part in Forest of Illusion 1, the logs right above the keyhole for the secret exit. If you get a cape, you can float and jump on the koopas that bust out of the yellow bricks and the caterpillars, turning them red. Going back and forth without touching the ground will…

Actually that's a retcon from the movie.

Super Mario Special is little-known for a reason… it's AWFUL. And it's basically SMB, just crappier looking and with fewer enemies because the processor of the computer that it was made for couldn't handle anything more. And the flashing screen, oh my lord, the flashing screen!

There is maybe one spot where you can do it, and like Chris R. said, that is absolutely what happens.

Finish the special world, and then let's talk about how easy the levels are.

The dragon coins are in the original SMW too.

Hey, I’ll do my best!

That is an excellent fact. And point, for that matter. I was sorely disappointed in last night’s game (and irritated that I stayed up until midnight to watch the Vikings get punched in the mouth) but week one never matters too much. I’m just going to pretend that the 49ers are secretly really good until I’m shown…

Well, yes, that’s true, but I would think it would be easier for one running back to get used to running out of shotgun than for the whole offense to have to adjust to a scheme they’re not used to. Like I said, I’m not worried, AD will pick it up, it’s just a style of running he isn’t used to.

I’m a Vikings fan, and I think that this is absolutely the right call. AD doesn’t have a ton of time left, and Teddy is the QB for the forseeable future. You build your offenses around your franchise QB, not a 30-year-old running back. Even if said RB is one of the greatest of all time. I’m not too worried. AD will…

Yeah, but Manziel’s teammates seem to not like him or respect him as a leader, either. And we’ve always known Manziel is a spoiled rich kid who cares more about partying and image than anything. At least that’s the way it comes across.

HAHAHAHA okay maybe not. Realistically though, those numbers aren’t terribly common for a seasoned quarterback. The Browns do have a better defense than the Bucs though.

Well, duh, snarky. You know what I was saying. :)

Alex Smith. He is certainly not going to put up shining numbers all year. That being said, I would imagine that your opponents also realize this and won’t be willing to give up much... Mariota is probably trade bait, but I would imagine he’s going to come back down to earth next week, so if you really want to do it,…

Oh, for sure. I heard a stat today that the only two guys other than Mariota to post a perfect QBR as a rookie are Drew Bledsoe and RGIII (not in their first games though). It is definitely too early to tell the trajectory that Mariota’s and Winston’s careers are going to take, but it was a fascinating debut...

And yet, everyone in the Bucs organization was praising his football acumen and how hard he was working to learn the playbook. Makes you wonder which one is “narrative” and which one is accurate...

tbh that’s a pretty solid fantasy name.

Oh, I know. I used to work for them a very long time ago. Most of the people that work there are wonderful. :)

This is one of my favorite things about the Challenge - TJ will NOT hesitate to rip someone a new asshole when they aren't trying or when they give up. It's amazing.