The early ‘00s weren't kind to anyone's eyebrows. And I love this picture!

I get bagfuls of clothes from Express for like $100 on the regular. The trick is to wait the good coupons and the good sales line up. I would definitely never pay full price for something from there though. I’m pretty sure they jack up the prices so they can give such deep “discounts” and it looks like you're getting…

That's fair enough. I do just like her as a character.

Hahaha I would certainly never ever bet on GRRM getting it done soon. Might be wishful thinking on my part but I wish he'd hurry up!

No, it is purposely left ambiguous. No one knows if he is dead or not.

He said today (or really recently? I just read the article about it today) that he thinks he can have The Winds of Winter published before the sixth season of GoT comes out. He’s not really been doing publicity or ComicCon appearances or anything right now trying to get it published, and he usually writes an episode…

Brienne is awesome.

Technically three. The white walkers (and specifically the Night’s King) seemed to show an abnormal amount of interest in him...

Always makes some night ones that go, like, alllll the way up the ass. They're wonderful for night.

Yeah but Spokane is totally Spocompton too. They're both weird places with weird people.

Ugh that's the worst... definitely done that one too.

Late 90s teen movie soundtracks: so good. I would add the I Know What You Did Last Summer soundtrack because it's fucking killer (no pun intended)!

This picture is perfection. I unabashedly LOVE Cher. And do an excellent/hilarious Cher impression (excellent because it’s spot on; hilarious because I have to make the DUMBEST FACE EVARRR to do it).

Yes! And sometimes it’s in sneaky things too. Random face washes... I got a snout full of one of those vapor nose inhalers before I realized that it had freakin’ lavender oil in it. I ran to my neti pot asap but my face still swelled up like a balloon! Awful.

That sounds like eczema or psoriasis. Cetaphil in the tub!

I hate the way lavender smells, but I think it's some type of conditioning since I am incredibly freaking allergic to it.

I know for some reason he’s gotten some backlash and hate lately, but I really liked Dave Eggers’ “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.” Also Bruce Campbell’s first one (“If Chins Could Kill” I think?). “What Remains” by Carole Radziwill completely destroyed my life (in a good way, it’s so heartbreaking I sobbed…

I liked it too, and I’m still angry about what they did to it when they made it into that awful, awful movie.

You think so? I’ve always found Sedaris to be endearingly self-deprecating. Like in the story where he talks about taking the Mensa test and he says something like, “It turns out I’m really stupid. There are cats that weigh more than my score. If you monetize my IQ, it would buy you about two buckets of fried…

I’ve seen him speak twice and both times were really really amazing. I love his voice, and his little lisp.